Introduction to poison...
S'happenin all!!
So...this would be my first time blogging...inspired by the almighty flatus keith, who introduced me to the blogs of two o his friends, namely hemlyn n mafaz. seriously entertaining! anyhow, i digress...to the uninitiated(and those not smart enough to figure it out), who have no idea what hemlock is, ITS POISON, YOU DUMB FUCKING PRODUCT OF REDNECK INCEST!!!
its what was used to kill(execute) socrates for...guess what...no guesses?...spreading commonsense!! (some ppl would still consider that a crime)but you always get killed when you pioneer anything, like jesus got executed for trying to propagate love...except unlike love, commonsense still hasn't caught on...the thing is, i really relate to socrates, cos i'm butt ugly too and insanely smart!! plus a lotta ppl would love to see my flabby ass executed...
so, coming back to hemlock, i took the blog name off of this thing called the socrates cafe. now this is more of a phenomenon than a club or a group...its kind of an open house meeting, roundtable style, thats held anywhere, libraries, coffee shops, parks...you get the drift. anyone can walk in off of the street and partake in the discussion on the topic at hand, or any question put forward by a participant. (philosophical questions- "when the fuck is dinner?!" doesnt count).
everyone is on first name basis only to maintain a degree of anonymity, and absolutely no job titles are allowed. the latter is done ot ensure that everyone is on an equal footing, i.e. irrelevant of wheteher you are a lawyer, trucker, etc, and arguments are validated based solely on logic and not, on the basis of which rich prick is sayin it. i would love to start somethig like that here in india, but we'd probably just have a whole lotta bhaiyyas comin in and losin it with "Behenchodh!! kya bola bey!! iski maa ki...!!" for all the talk, we are not a very tolerant ppl.
anyhow the hemlock cafe is a lil different. its just another way for me to further inflate my alredy bloated ego by publishing my poisonous thoughts, thereby infecting and brainwashing all you weaker minded individuals out there, facilitating the advent of my inevitable rule over y'all and the rest o the world!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA...KOFF KOFF...MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
wont be posting very often cos lazy kinda goes hand in hand with fat and ugly in this case...but good things come to those who wait ;-)
so, ciao for now,
SOCRATES(wannbe!!)
So...this would be my first time blogging...inspired by the almighty flatus keith, who introduced me to the blogs of two o his friends, namely hemlyn n mafaz. seriously entertaining! anyhow, i digress...to the uninitiated(and those not smart enough to figure it out), who have no idea what hemlock is, ITS POISON, YOU DUMB FUCKING PRODUCT OF REDNECK INCEST!!!
its what was used to kill(execute) socrates for...guess what...no guesses?...spreading commonsense!! (some ppl would still consider that a crime)but you always get killed when you pioneer anything, like jesus got executed for trying to propagate love...except unlike love, commonsense still hasn't caught on...the thing is, i really relate to socrates, cos i'm butt ugly too and insanely smart!! plus a lotta ppl would love to see my flabby ass executed...
so, coming back to hemlock, i took the blog name off of this thing called the socrates cafe. now this is more of a phenomenon than a club or a group...its kind of an open house meeting, roundtable style, thats held anywhere, libraries, coffee shops, parks...you get the drift. anyone can walk in off of the street and partake in the discussion on the topic at hand, or any question put forward by a participant. (philosophical questions- "when the fuck is dinner?!" doesnt count).
everyone is on first name basis only to maintain a degree of anonymity, and absolutely no job titles are allowed. the latter is done ot ensure that everyone is on an equal footing, i.e. irrelevant of wheteher you are a lawyer, trucker, etc, and arguments are validated based solely on logic and not, on the basis of which rich prick is sayin it. i would love to start somethig like that here in india, but we'd probably just have a whole lotta bhaiyyas comin in and losin it with "Behenchodh!! kya bola bey!! iski maa ki...!!" for all the talk, we are not a very tolerant ppl.
anyhow the hemlock cafe is a lil different. its just another way for me to further inflate my alredy bloated ego by publishing my poisonous thoughts, thereby infecting and brainwashing all you weaker minded individuals out there, facilitating the advent of my inevitable rule over y'all and the rest o the world!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA...KOFF KOFF...MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
wont be posting very often cos lazy kinda goes hand in hand with fat and ugly in this case...but good things come to those who wait ;-)
so, ciao for now,
SOCRATES(wannbe!!)
posted by Socrates (ugly bastard, wasn't he!!) | 4:19 AM
2 Comments:
I can't believe you didn't give me this link, you fuck! Anyway, thanks for sending it along. Hope to hear from you more often this way. One of the main reasons I started one was in hopes of keeping in touch with you guys more easily.
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