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Well I'm your average, run of the mill lunatic, fat, ugly, lazy, arrogant, hostile to the core....argumentative if anything.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Huh!??

Hey all,
well i'm back, been meaning to update but that has been hindered by two factors.
a) laziness; b)a serious lack of blogworthy stuff, primarily stemming from the fact that i have no life....yay!!

So yeah, 11th was the big 2 one!! Yeah, we are talkin bout my birthday, the grand entrance into adulthood...some grand entrance! Was pretty boring, except for the part where i was invited to spend the summer with my godmother in AUSTRAILIA!! Ha ha ha!! So long suckers!!
Followed by dinner with the clan, which is always an event, considerin the fact that we always eat like kings. And it shows too, four outta six o us are above the 100 kg mark.(Eat your heart out keith!!)

Next day was better, though it started kinda warped. Was saturday night, and i had invited my two closest friends(actually pretty much my only friends) out clubbin. Also did ask another really pretty, alleged 'friend' (you know who you are!!) to be my date for the evenin(the other two happen to be a couple), except, she, not only declines, but actually announces her intension to have her birthday party the same night!! O'course, yours truly was invited, hopefully not outta courtesy(but we'll never know now shall we?!), but she is a real sweetheart(despite what i've been told), and i was glad to oblige.

So plan of action is, make grand :-) if allbeit brief appearance at party, and then go clubbin...BUT
Yes, that was a BUT. Yet another BUT!! Dont you just hate that word!! Anyhow like i was sayin, So plan of action is, make brief appearance at party, and then go clubbin...BUT the old school crew calls up informin me o the rock, blues n jazz jam session that they're holdin....guess when...saturfuckinday!! For months together, nobody's doin anythig and then everybody wants to party on tha same night!! Now this is a real dilemma... judgin from the experience of a few days prior(elaborated in earlier post) the jam is goona be some hella fun.But the final verdict was decided in favour of the clubbin cos the couple has seen me through the shittiest period till date and helped maintain my sanity in their own warped lil way. No offence to the old school, there is not a shred o doubt that help would have been readily rendered(alliteration!! thank you miss yvonne!!) had it been asked for.

So original plan of action was followed through. Party was nice, if uneventful, and we proceeded to go clubbin, with yours truly dateless and destined to enter stag. That was until i learned that the younger sister of the female half of the couple didnt have a date either, or took pity on me(i forget which, though rationally i woud assume the latter...). Now this girl is sixteen, or seventeen...normally it would be pathetic on my part. Except this girl is sinfully hot just lik her older sis(yes dear, i know you love me!!) and phenomenally tall(yes yes, i know you hate me again), and she dances lik her life depends on it!! Total goddess material...and an absolute sweetheart. So yeah, the evenin was well spent dancin with her and gawking at her sisters ass and cleavage.(yes dear, i know, i'm also a pig).
So yeah, not exactly one o the more normal birthdays but probably the best. Thank you to all involved!!
CIAO...

2 Comments:

Blogger Keith said...

Damn you man! 100 kgs? When? How? Why not me? You gotta send me a pic. And do I know any of the others whove crossed 100?

4:55 AM  
Blogger Socrates (ugly bastard, wasn't he!!) said...

104 to be exact...HA!! bout a month ago...lost a lotta weight now though, (am down to about seventy) tryin to get in shape for christmas....gotta get a date you know!! :-D

3:21 AM  

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