Rabbits Foot

Been a while since the last post....around three months or so? Well I'm back....Let the ranting begin!! :D So yeah....Last couple o months haven't been terribly productive, but then again they haven't been allthat bad either....so cant complain.....but i will anyway. :D

You know, over the last few months, since somewhere in oct-nov, I have turned into this goodluck charm for women. Well as far as their love lives are concerned anyway. One BIG BLOODY RABBITS FOOT!! I aint kiddin! I swear, I ought to be sainted by some sorority or something! I'm serious, y'all miserable? Single and don't wanna be? Still waitin fer Mr. Right to make an entrance? Or just lookin to get laid? PLEASE, come meet me!! Cos i swear, Within three weeks o meeting me, Mr. Right will be houndin you, old boyfriends will suddely realise what a horrible mistake they have made, friends boyfriends will bring around 'oh so cute' friends to meet you, you'll have the option o pickin which guy you wanna bang for each different night o the week....you get the drift. Ofcourse, I'd be horribly mistaken to think I'D be any one o those guys! Its like any woman that i take an interest in, automatically becomes REALLY REALLY HOT, or just gets plain ol lucky. Hell, nevermind take an interest in, any woman i dont find outright repulsive!

Situation 1:
{Insert your name here}:Hi, I'm , SO n SO's friend.
Me:Hey nice to meet you, what do you do?...... conversation continues......
Three weeeks later....

{Insert your name here}:Oh! you'll never guess what happened last night!!
Me:(sinkin feeling in stomach)Yeah? What? {Insert your name here}:OH i was at SO n SO's party, and I was talkin to and i guess we both musta been a little drunk, but then in the middle o my sentence he leans over and kisses me!! Blah blah blah........ blah blah blah....... Aren't you happy for me!! {big fuckin 'life is so beautiful'grin}
Me:YEAH!! {turn around, gouge out left eye, insert index finger into socket, swirl brains around, replace eyeball in socket, turn back around}TOTALLY!! {nice convincing fake smile}

So yeah....Call me....