Mens Underwear....

This one draws inspiration from Keith’s lil article...

SO.... couple of months ago.... was out with a friend pickin up last minute stuff before he joined the merchant navy the day after.... last item on the list...tighty whiteys...apparently a mandatory requirement in the navy! (Did not know this!!)

Anyhoo.... so we're in the underwear dept of this dept store and I turn around and there's this whole rack dedicated to thongs! Might I remind you that we're in the MENS underwear section.... a fact that has slipped my mind as soon as I read the word ‘thongs’. So I move in for a closer look, and my perversion is rewarded with a whole row of rather heavily muscled (read, lumpy) men, in the female porn star pose (ass toward camera, bent forward and lookin back at camera).

As you can imagine, not exactly the most pleasant situation...

Now, I might sound rather old-fashioned, maybe even a little redundant, even so far as slightly bigoted, but I’m starting a bit of a list here of some stuff that is best left to women.... for the simple reason that it looks better on them...

• Thongs...No one wants to see a guys arse hangin out, however much you might enjoy the feel of fabric riding up yours...lets face it, as far as ass goes (and it definitely doesn’t end there), women have a natural and obvious advantage.
• Breasts....boobs, tits, jugs, knockers,...call em what you want...(although I’m kinda breakin this rule myself :D)
• Tight jeans...C'mon man! Nobody wants to see the outline of your package/(sock)! However proud you might be of it!
• Tight clothes of any sort actually... shirts, t-shirts, shorts...anything.
• Short stuff...shirts, t-shirts, shorts...
• Translucent, transparent stuff... all you 'man-things' that fancy yourselves chiseled out of marble...seriously...
• Low Riders… Seriously! Your crotch hair and butt crack: definitely NOT on my “Things to see before I die” list! Wear boxers, it’s the least you could do!
• Jewellery… Earrings, nose rings, nipple rings, the big-ass finger rings, the hubcap sized medallions….etc etc

Ok, so cant think of any more right now….feel free to add to the list though…